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Old 02-10-2008, 03:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
andsoitgoes
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Dudes. Dudes. I know you covered this in the show, but that song was 12 years ago. Dudes! Twelve years! But your childlike glee did remind me of how much my sixteen year old self loved rocking out to Tool. My old email address was 46and2@hotmail. 1996! FUCK YEAH!

Ænima was how I heard about Bill Hicks. There's a picture of him in the liner notes, and Arizona Bay was the name of one of his albums. Third Eye samples some of his standup routine. If for nothing else, I gotta thank Tool for that. And for all the ROCKING THE FUCK OUT! AWWWOOOO!!!
Nothing better than Tool back in 96 man, I have listened to that album so many times, have broken it, bought new copies - I LOVED the original (which broke, and I've never been able to find again) where it was that weird optical illusion - You could take the "contortionist" and basically move it back and forth to have him suck himself off. PRICELESS.

And isn't it just a testiment to how AWESOME it was, 12 years and holy fuck, still amazing music.

Did you ever pick up the wicked Special Edition DVD? Fuckin hell - all the crazy, fucked up vids. hot.

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There aren't too many straightforward Tool songs, but Hooker With A Penis is another good one.

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And then you bought one

So you can point that fucking finger up your ass
Well you can't forget Stinkfist... That one is well, a little obvious..

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Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.
.....
Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but its something youll get used to.
Relax. slip away.
.....
Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. turn around and take my hand.
Now, that's just about baking cookies!

And go me for fucking up how to pronounce "Ænima", here's from the Toolshed FAQ, which if I wasn't such a fucktard, I would have linked THAT, rather than the wikipedia page:

ttp://toolshed.down.net/faq/faq.html

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G2. How do you pronounce "Ænima?"
As they do with good music, DJs across the country are butchering the pronunciation of this not-quite-a-word. Some of the band have been heard saying "enema"; though I'm told it is pronounced "ON-ima", giving a nod to the two words which comprise this title. This despite the fact that most words beginning "Æn--" should be pronounced "Een--", but they made up the word, so they can have their cake and eat it too, I suppose.
I before E except after WHAT THE FUCK.

Undertow was so much easier to pronounce.

AND FUCK eBay - Sigh, I'll never sell there again now, cocksuckers. Glad I quit when I did.

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