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Originally Posted by MichaelG
Chicks do NOT want to know what we really talk about. We are all trying to one up each other with storeis. just like the Aristocrat joke. - (I hope you entered th contest) The stories about the ugliest girl we slept with, the nastiest sex we did, toe suckers
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You're absolutely right. Anyone who thinks that people do not swear has clearly never been in a factory full of working class guys. The things that come up in conversation there your cute girlfriend would never want to hear. And it's usually stupid stuff that makes no sense ... things like how much money would it take to drink a cup of semen/vomit/shit from six or seven people you work with etc.
My old boss came up with so many funny insults that the guys I worked with made a list of them for future reference.
"She's so stupid she couldn't shovel clits from one ship to another"
"I hope your bollocks turn square, and fester in every corner"
"As much chance of that happening as my dick has of flying to the moon in
the next five seconds"
"I could have done that job quicker with my knob stapled to my top lip."
and other more disgusting ones that I can't quite remember but are probably much funnier.
Thanks to a Catholic school upbringing (we didn't
go to church, we had
our own 200 year old cathedral thing!) I didn't start swearing until I was in college. And thanks to the same Catholic school upbringing I now swear like a maniac when I'm on my own or in the same crowd, and my friends swear at me and call me a twat and I call them back and we laugh, oh how we laugh! Good times ... However when I'm in a different crowd the swearing center of my brain switches off and nobody would know otherwise. That's the side of most guys that girlfriends and parents see.
It's not what you say, it's how you say it. In the end they are all just words and are only as insulting as the intention you give them.