When I was in jr. high this punk ass kid would always give me a hard time & would bug me for my lunch on a daily basis. So one morning I decided I'd make him his own sandwich. So I preceeded to open a can of the tuna flavored cat food & mixed it w/ a little mayo, slapped it between 2 slices of bread & threw some lettuce on it. When the little fucker came over that day for my lunch, I willingly handed him that sandwich. I watched him eat the whole thing & I wanted to puke with every bite he took.
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