There are a few tings I would post here but the statute of limitations hasn't run out on them, so.....
in the late 80's I fucked a married woman. Hey, I thought she was separated or something. She liked getting spanked. It was all great until her husband started pounding on doors at my apartment building. A few days later she showed up with her kid while I was on the way to the lake with my brother and friends. I blew her off.
Also once I broke up with a girl because she kept giving me strep throat. True story.
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