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Old 07-03-2008, 07:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by JamIsNotGlue View Post
The story of the baby who got his head smashed by forceps is kind of similar to what happened to me when I was born. I was pretty big (over 10 lbs.) and the doctors used forceps to help deliver me. They dislocated my shoulder, sliced open the back of my head (which resulted in a staph infection) and the delivery took so long that when I finally came out I had an APGAR score of one, which basically means I was blue, not breathing, and unresponsive. They didn't have any oxygen in the room, but by the time they got some I had started breathing on my own. The doctors told my parents that I would probably have brain damage and my right arm would be paralyzed. My mom said my arm was ok within 2 weeks and I could talk in complete sentences by the time I was a year old. Fucking doctors.
Glad you survived. Make sure you don't use doctors again though - they nearly killed you and probably on purpose.
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