In h.s. I burned myself on a pizza oven, because I was rushing and didn't want to wait for it to cool. It's only weird because it's this huge raised scar on my arm in the exact shape of the bolt that held the doors on.
My bf stabbed me once...totally on accident. He was holding a knife and I got super excited as I was telling a story and made this sweeping motion with my hand. I got stuck right in my palm and it bled like crazy. It was like 8 years ago, and I still delight in saying "What? You gonna stab me again?"