[Cybersoulja]

Patrice always makes my Friday. Wassup my Ebony Sista! First of all, yeah I'm location-aware like that on the bus ride from work to my car. I know when I pass by Sharpstown Mall (urban mall in Houston) I need to wake up and stay alert cuz some shit might jump off when the mall youth get on. Keith was right about the hammer attacker. I'd beat up the kid to take his attention off the other guy. You give the guy being attacked a minute to mount some self-defense. Secondly, David Blaine is not a magician. Where's the sleight of hand? Where's the magic of misdirection? That's real magic to me, besides unexplained technological advances, but that's another story. He's doing shit everyday people can do. I can quit my job and hang upside down in Central Park and starve. I wouldn't have as much help as he did neither. Show me some real magic; die in the cage because of starvation, shit yourself and stay in the mess for 40 days. Right when the flies are buzzing around you and people have started smelling you decay, come back to life. Tadaaa!