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Old 11-26-2008, 10:57 PM   #73 (permalink)
iheartnihilism
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I'm bored and drunk so i'm trolling cl for weird stuff and thought i'd revive this thread:

You called me both Harry Potter and gay. - m4w - 26 (Jersey)

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Date: 2008-11-22, 1:31AM EST



When I first laid eyes upon you, I saw you giving a random stranger shit about having a bike on the path train. Our eyes met and then you called me Harry Potter. We both boarded the bus bound for Bayonne and you asked me for my monthly pass so your friend wouldn't have to pay. I neglected your offer and you once again called me Harry Potter and also gay. I laughed at your wonderful insult. I also couldn't help but notice that you clearly had herpes on your upper lip. So really the question is...wanna do lunch?
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