I once dumped a guy 2 minutes after he gave me my Christmas present...I told him no presents but he didn't listen...hence the reason for the dumping.
I have a good one from my boyfriend...I have to hijack his because mine all suck. He decided it would be a good idea to draw in big black permanent marker on his best buddy's parents car. His graffiti of choice was his own name. He got the DAV written out before he realized the repercussions of this action (he was about 7, give the kid a break). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed and laughed when he told me that story...talk about dopey!
Anyway, he got a tanning and his parents had to pay to have the marker removed.
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