[McNally]

In fact, here's a little piece I've been working on. I call it, "Ode To New York":

Dear New York, I will always remember you. I'll always remember your

piss smell
shit smell
garbage everywhere
rats everywhere
cloudy water
constant low flying airplanes
faggy hipsters with tiny pants
shitty run down movie theatres
filthy, loud, god awful subways from a fucking century ago
low quality everything
ridiculous art studios
constant, CONSTANT honking
incredibly rude people
unsustainable, boring museums
block after block after block of laundromats, dunkin donuts and fried chicken
exorbitant rent
no bathrooms anywhere
tags on everything
pathetic "green spaces"

And did I mention rude assholes all over the place?

New York, go fuck yourself.

Sincerely, Canada