[marina]

Smashing good fun

You: hi
Stranger: so do you know someone named henz
You: no
You: you?
Stranger: do i know him
You: yeah
You: it seems like you might
Stranger: my friend he is the answer to all the questions of the universe
Stranger: he cures cancer, aids, the whole 9
You: sounds like a fun guy
You: is he good at sex?
Stranger: is he good!? he didnt even need to insert his penis to impregnate me
You: that doesn't sound fun
You: pregnancy is a horrible curse
Stranger: listen carrying the son of god is a big responsibility
You: abort it
Stranger: no fun and games you see
Stranger: i dont know how i could do that though
You: vacume
You: with a mixer attachment
Stranger: this isnt a REGULAR fetus
You: easy as pie
You: two mixer attachments then
Stranger: do u realize that this superbeing in my womb is beyond human forces
You: three
You: and some baking soda
You: take that right out
You: o shit. It's my bedtime. bai