Hey look, this looks important!
This seemed like an amazing picture at the time... uh... at least MSG is in the background! That's something...
They had great asses, at least.
This dude held that look on his face the whole time we were taking pictures... I figured I owed him a shot in the spotlight.
The cool kids' table's brolo poster
Take that, bar which I don't remember! We put a beer label on your wall! Bet you didn't see THAT coming. Prick.
Look at that face! The FACE. It even TASTES good.
WOO, You're all tall... and stuff!
How did I get up here??
Big Jim (r.)
This picture is evidence why one shouldn't mix uppers and downers.
LOOKIT! THAT MANNEQUIN'S KICKING THE OTHER IN THE CROTCH! /rushes over to take picture
Nodoz fucked rellek up so much that he zippered his shirt to his coat.
I was too hungover to turnover and look at the mirror, but I wanted to check if I was still sexy. Answer: Yes.
Fuck you, Chicago! (my twitter fans will get that one... all the more reason to follow me, cuntz!)
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My camera has a timestamp showing when the pictures were taken... Going through these pictures with my brother, I'd tell him I didn't remember ____ because I was so shitfaced. Then we realized it'd be something like 2:30 in the afternoon. NYFCFTW