Hey [co-worker] take a fucking shower once in a while! You rarely stink, since you love the Brut33 aftershave, but I can tell when no water or shampoo has touched your greasy comb-over. You're gross and we only tolerate you becuz you have the most years in. It's also why you have that embarrassing nick-name that you just found out about.
And if you're ever alone in a room with the Gunner.... watch the fuck out.
