[Uncast]

Insert passive-aggressive angry rant here directed at someone specific but without naming anyone in particular so that when the person it was really directed at confronts me, I can just say it wasn't about them and never really have to confront anyone because I am a coward.

Add in some disgusting, vulgar, violent and mostly illegal things that I never really plan on doing to you because I don't have the courage but which I would love to do inside my mind because I am in fact a coward.

Furthermore, here's some personal attacks, snide comments about your lack of talent in things, insults of loved ones and friends you care about and vulgar and/or violent things I want to do to them but not really because in case you haven't guess by now in this rant, I am a coward.

But who fuckin cares. It's the internet. None of us are real.