[Eightball]

Try to answer the following 10 questions...

[1] Do you look forward to drinking when you wake up?
[2] Do you feel drinking makes you more fun to be around at parties?
[3] Do people laugh more when you are drunk?
[4] Do you feel like having one too many drinks at a party is okay?
[5] Do you drink alone, or during a chat room session?
[6] Have you become more popular since you started to drink?
[7] Do you want people to have a drink with you?
[8] Can you drink most people under the table?
[9] Does drinking help clarify thoughts or conflicts in your mind?
[10] Do you want a drink right now?

If you answered NO to all questions then you are not an alcoholic, or may have been one at some point in your life. Although you have your habit under control you should never forget that you are not as funny as you may think yourself to be. No one likes a prude. Try to keep your opinion to yourself. At a party try to stand next to the bathroom door so that no one tries to strike up an uneventful conversation with you.

If you answered YES to between 1 and 9 questions, then you are probably just like every other normal human being on this planet. You let things go a bit too far sometimes, but it's all for the sake of a good time. You should have not taken this test.

If you answered YES to 10 questions, then you are pure awesomeness. You'll just get better with time, and drinks. Despite what your spouse and/or children may say, everyone can't wait for you to down a few and then share your whitty comments with everyone else at the scene. Everyone is jelous of your radiating personality, especially your significant other.