[1] Do you look forward to drinking when you wake up? Depends on the day, I think the answer is "no." I might be looking forward to a party that centers around drinking, but it's the party and not the drinking that I'm looking forward to.
[2] Do you feel drinking makes you more fun to be around at parties? Does "feel" mean the same thing as "know it in my soul?"
[3] Do people laugh more when you are drunk? No, I'm just hearing double.
[4] Do you feel like having one too many drinks at a party is okay? What is one too many? One too many to drive? Not a problem if I've got a DD or when I'm not leaving. One too many because I took the last beer / shot? Yes, that's a problem because it's impolite.
[5] Do you drink alone, or during a chat room session? As in drink to drunkeness or as in pop a beer after work even though nobody else is around at the moment? No for the former but yes for the latter.
[6] Have you become more popular since you started to drink? Yes, but I started to drink about the same time I stopped being an awkward kid and started breaking away from a religiously oppressive upbringing. I doubt the booze is what made me more popular.
[7] Do you want people to have a drink with you? Not if they're assholes.
[8] Can you drink most people under the table? This tactic is not my preferred method for getting people under the table.
[9] Does drinking help clarify thoughts or conflicts in your mind? No, but the conversations I sometimes have with people while we're drinking together do sometimes help clarify thoughts.
[10] Do you want a drink right now? No, but I will later tonight when I go out for dinner. It's $2 draft night at Murphy's.
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