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This is a long story, but I swear there is a payoff at the end.
So yesterday I was on my lunch hour at work, which because of my early shift falls at 9am. I decided to have some breakfast at Sonic. I pulled into a nice shady spot, made my order, and turned KATG up on my PDA. If you've never been to a Sonic it's like an old style restaurant where they have lots of stalls where you pull in and each stall has an order board. You push a button and talk to the cashier and a girl on roller skates comes and brings it out.
They also have their own classic 50's and 60's music piped out to the whole parking lot, so I had to turn my KATG up kind of loud to hear it over Sonics music.
I'm a little behind and was listening to this episode. I'm relaxing and I hear someone flipping out. I hear an raspy womans voice talking loudly, "No, fuck you, yeah fuck you, FUCK YOU!" I start looking in my side mirrors and the rearview, and I'm turning around trying to see if someone is yelling at one of the carhops, or in one of the parking stalls. I don't see anyone. I even paused the show so I could hear what was going on. A few minutes later I hear this same voice again angrily yelling, "Mind your own god damn business, you mind your OWN GOD DAMN BUSINESS!!"
I put KATG on pause and look around again. Nothing, no one is around. I start playing it again. Like 5-10 minutes later it starts up again, "Why don't you just leave me alone. I'm not gonna talk about this!" I hit pause, look around and it stops again.
I'm starting to think, what the fuck? Is it something that got embedded in the show audio? Every time I hit pause, the voice stops.
I play a little more and hear something incomprehensible, but the voice sounded mad still, but quieter. I have to head back to work, so I pull out and drive around the lot to get out.
As I'm leaving I see on the street side of the lot, there was an old homeless lady laying in the grass. She was just on the other side of some bushes where my truck had been parked.
So, via my playing this episode loud in public.
Chemda was harassing this poor old homeless woman about her drinking issues. So there you go Keith, this homeless lady knows just how you were feeling and was on your side buddy.
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