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Originally Posted by fubaya
Well, to be fair, he probably only does it because that's what the shareholders demand.
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He does it because I wouldn't give him my liver.
"Steve if I give you my liver I'll die."
"what kind of shitty fanboy are you? Just gimme you're goddamned liver or pogue will beat you and take it, leaving you in a seedy motel ice bath, waiting for the sweet embrace of death."
"Steve how bout half, then we can both live."
"nope, whole thing or I delay the new iPhone and have a keynote about how it's your fault. The neck bearders will render you asunder and take the liver then post your head on the London bridge where Cromwells once was"
"Steve you are a morbid fuck" <-- makes a quick escape but to this day can't get an app approved.