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Originally Posted by Casanova Frankenstein
Goddam it, any segment of that first few minutes would be an awesome ringtone. I can only imagine the looks I'd get. GREAT stuff.
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INT. OFFICE
CASANOVA FRANKENSTEIN is at his desk when his boss walks up.
BOSS: Where's the McPherson report.
CF sits up abruptly and pulls out his ipod earphones.
CF: Oh! Sir I was just about to-
While shuffling through papers on his desk CF spills coffee all over his keyboard. Some of it splashes on the boss' shirt.
CF: Shit, sir I'm sorry! Let me get that!
CF stand up too fast and bangs his own knee making him jerk his leg bag which pushes his chair squarely into his boss' balls. The Boss doubles over.
BOSS: Casanova! God! You fuck up one more thing and I'm gonna.
CF's PHONE: "Give me some of that chair pussy!"
In silence. The boss and CF stare at one another. With perfect timing, they hi-five.