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Originally Posted by DudeEMETIB
You got fired so you now you have all the time to listen to the marathon, but you've lost your hearing, so you have to find the transcript...there is no transcript. Also your dick falls off, for no reason.
I wish my roommates were a bit cleaner.
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(I lol'd)
Granted, but now he/she cleans obsessively, all the time, and douses you with bleach when you walk through the door, causing you to be blind.
I wish I could have as many kittens as I wanted, without being considered fkn crazy.