So, I ask the customer service clerk, a gal about my age, 'Where can I find "What Do We Do Now" by Keith Malley and Chemda.' Loud and proud. This is a big deal we're talkin' about. She kindly leads straightaway to the relationship section telling me the whole way how it had come in the day before and her thumbing through it. 'Hilarious,' she says. I go into the whole KATG spiel: what it is (she knew of podcasting already. 'what a gem,' I think), where to find it, how awesome and what fun.
Now, I
could smuggle these rare and precious treasures to the front table where they rightly belong or, I think, this chick seems receptive, why not do the right and proper thing and ask. Why should it not be born to the apex of my local Barnes and Noble on labor of a hand?
She says 'no.'
Well, Fuck You! bitch. You're a coward and your hair is dry. Should anyone settle for you in the future, I hope your children grow to disappoint and resent you.
B&N Cumming, GA