[BrianAlt]

The book has helped me already!

Wife and I were getting ready for bed at around 10:15 and I started teasing her about the "clown outfit" she was wearing. Orange oversized t-shirt, white pajama pants with candy hearts on them (various colors) and multi-colored fuzzy socks. I asked her to put on something a little more sexy, making it understood that I was interested in a little action that night. She said that she needed to take her makeup off, contacts off, etc. and get ready for bed. I told her that she should make sure that when she comes back, she's wearing something sexier.

After that our daughter came in and had a meltdown on top of us (dropped her cell phone in the toliet earlier that evening). That took more than a half hour to calm down. It was around 10:50 by the time my wife got into the bathroom and close to 11 by the time she's getting into bed next to me.

She was wearing only the orange t-shirt. So I said, "what happened to something sexier?" She replied, "it's too late for that now."

I go limp. I HEAR, "I'm not that interested," and, "let's get this over with already." The lack of lingerie wasn't sexy, but bearable. This? Not sexy AT ALL!!!

So I start stewing in my head, as I usually do, and I'm ready to tell her, forget it, it's too late, let's try again tomorrow. Then I think about the book. What would K&C say about this? So, instead, I turn to her and say, "you know, when you said that it was too late, I hear, 'not interested and let's get this over already.'" She looks at me, not sure what to say. We lay there for a few minutes.

Then, she hops to it, gets all over me and IT'S ON!

That was worth the price of the book.

In other words, you buy it NOW, you cheap fucks!