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Old 03-16-2010, 01:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by gumby013 View Post
Well...I have some criteria in mind.

1) They have to want to go to brunch with me.
2) I have to want to go to brunch with them.
3) They have to be someone who will appreciate all the different exotic brunch options and not just get toast and a juice......someone who says, "I'll have the lobster....AND Alaskan king crab.....AND the beef wellington next to my prosciutto and caviar omelet."
If you get any takers, continuously ask them "Do you reeeeaally want to go?", throw in some, "No seriously, you don't seem like you are having fun, are you sure you want to be here?" and a couple of "You don't seem excited about brunch".


Chicks really dig this.
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