I have been "following" F1 since 1977, never in the history of F1 have I been so fucking bored shitless as I was during that fucking pile of utter wank that was the Bahrain GP. I'm watching some paint dry next time, much more interesting. If I had an IQ of, say, 50, it may have been worthwhile for basic brain stimulus. I'm sending an invoice to that short arsed cunt Bernie Eccleston for the wasted 3 hours of my time
