So, I made this a while back and keep on forgetting to post it.
KATG Feedback Generator
Basically, you just fill in the gaps, click "Send Feedback" and provided Keith and Chemda's spam filter doesn't start junking it, your letter will be whisked away to them with all of the appropriate information needed for Keith to see if your letter is worth his time.
Enjoy!
P.S. all criticism will be taken on board, so if you have further development ideas, please let me know