When I took salvia, my roommate had this big life sized Santa Clause in the living room, the kind you can buy from JC Penney. So high off salvia I realized that I'm in a secret train station and not sitting on a couch like I thought. So while waiting at the train station/couch, the Santa Clause starts doing magic from across the room and tries to prevent me from going to he Harry Potter school, so I punch his head off. After my high went away, I was being yelled at for ripping that Santa head off. Until this day I still say that he was an evil wizard and would have taken all of our souls in our sleep to hell.
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