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It was like this ...
Keith's Brother: (Hmmm, there's a steak here on the menu called Burgundy Steak. Burgundy must mean the style of the preparation. I wonder what that entails.) "Hey, what does the Burgundy in Burgundy Steak mean?"
Keith's Dad: (Hmmm, I wonder what I can write about in my next letter. How to best use the mail for his business? Why the lord doesn't appreciate people living with their Jew ex-girlfriends? Phone sex advice?) "What's that son? Oh. Burgundy means it's Burgundy prepared."
Keith's Brother: (GAH!!! That's the obvious part!!! Why would my dad think I was so stupid I couldn't work out at least that much?!?) "Nooooooo, but whaaaat does Burgundy meeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaan?!?!"
Keith's Mom: It's prepared using Burgundy wine.
Keith: (Kill me.)
Chemda: (Keith's mom is so cute.)
Newsy: (I could be checking the hottest dudes thread right now while eating sweets and filming my roommates sleeping.)
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