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The whole neighborhood thinks I’m insane
Today I was walking home listening to this show and at the 54 minute mark they are in the middle of a long story about Spooky’s love-life.
I had been walking into a headwind while the temperature is 5 degrees F. I was sipping on a can of the local equivalent of a Four Loko (Revo – has a Revolver emblem with the slogan “One Shot, One Hit”) to "stay warm." When they started talking about how Jerkoff should be an old Polish name, I fucking lost it.
I actually spit my mouthful of bright red alcoholic beverage out and into the wind, then it came right back into my face and glasses. Given the temperature and headwind, the droplets froze before I could wipe it off. So I had to stagger back home with a grin on my face because I couldn’t see shit, and every person I passed stopped to turn and look at me. This show was hilarious.
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