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I was listening to some comedian recently saying poker stories are the new dream stories, like how when someone else tells you their amazing dream no matter how amazing it is it's always boring as shit to listen to them yap about it, and poker stories are the same.
99% of the time I agree with this. The other 1% of the time is when Chemda's telling poker stories. I don't know why or how, but she somehow makes them good listening.
By the way let me mention this ... next time some poker nerd cocksucker of an opponent gives their opinion/advice on what you did wrong when you just won a hand take a half a beat while looking them in the eye and say, "... and that's exactly what I want you to think."
Or better yet don't look them in the eye, just look down and as you count your chips say it in a low voice just loud enough for everyone to hear but as if you were saying it to yourself. And then when they're like, "What's that?" you respond with that "Huh?" thing Keith does when he pretends to get caught saying something naughty by Chemda.
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