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Originally Posted by The King of Awesome
Ok, you clearly want some advice, so here you go:
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Amazing tips, sir but i still think that each of the would be immensely creepy if done by a sweaty, awkward, hateful guy.
example: "this coffeee is as good as oral sex. well i dont like coffee that much really. But i do like oral sex and i would really like to do it to you. Oh i bet now you think i'm a rapist. fuck you, bitch!" (throws coffee in the girl's face and runs away to post a mega thread on the forums)