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Originally Posted by DWarrior
I remember there was a guest on the show who worked in ER and he said how a woman came in for some vag problem, who also had a prolapsed anus. After the doctors said several times that they could easily fix the problem, she finally admitted she did not want the prolapsed anus to be fixed because she used it to masturbate.
I really hope I did not make all this up.
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Hey, I was the one who wrote in (I believe it was ep# 740) about the old lady and the prolapsed rectum. Here's the story I heard from my friend going through med school....
Well, we had an old lady...maybe in her 60's, come in for walking pneumonia. She was in pretty bad shape. She let it go on for far too long. We had to put in a catheter. During that procedure, one of the interns noticed that this old woman had a prolapsed rectum. You see, when a rectum falls out of someone, it generally falls 1 or 2 inches before they seek medical help. The longer you wait, the more the rectum falls. This 60 something woman has at least a 6 inch prolapsed rectum. We gently brought it up to the woman and explained that it is a very serious condition. She quickly said, "Don't worry about. Just fix the pneumonia." We were quite taken back and decided to drop it for the time being. Once the pneumonia cleared up, we confronted her again before she left. We explained how such a serious prolapsed rectum could easily begin to bleed and become infected. We told her that it is a very simple procedure to sew it back up and could be quickly remedied. She sighed and said, "I...use it. I use it to...stimulate myself. As...a dildo." Every doctor in the room dropped jaw. The old woman proceeded to walk out of the room and leave the hospital.