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Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob
Once I helped move my grandmother from one unit in an apartment complex to another unit in the same complex because she couldn't stand the rap. Mostly it involved stuffing old tissues and old newspapers that she refused to throw away into boxes. Filled up a UHAUL truck with that bullshit. Probably doesn't count as full on hoarding, but that's too much for me.
Also that bitch is a cunt. Bought a pair of protectors from a gun place and would put them on anywhere anything not classical music was playing then would loudly complain about the music. Would put gum she was chewing on the table to eat. Drove a car into a body of water at 3 in the morning because she thought a boat ramp was a road. Random guy out running at the same time at the same place pulled her out; guy died like a year or something later in a car wreck. There are people I'm related to that are cool and life fucks with them far more than they deserve, yet this bitch is has been an old dusty hag for my entire life who will not die no matter what stupid thing she does.
Somehow saving fucking old tissues is related.
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I love me some Ari. Maybe you can get Joe Rogan on the podcast. :P