Keith went on a rant about this joke earlier:
In the 80s, we had President Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have President Obama, no cash and no hope.
Well, it only took 1 day:
When Reagan was in office, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. With Obama, we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Can someone please kill William Hurt so we also have no more hurt?