[Keith]

Segment #1 Episode 84: Drinking On the Job (June 29 '05) - Do you have what it takes to be Somerset Dairy Princess? Filling in the gaps in the Malley family's early years, and more high-larity from the bottomless well that is Keith's upbringing. Milk, terrorism, dead dogs, Casey Kasem, professional treachery, and potential IM fuck-ups. (45:00 to 62:00)

Segment #2 Episode 87: Fuckstration (July 5 '05) - Dicking around with high school teachers, and struggling with foreign language. Keith is the Devil. Who knew? (15:00 to 24:00)

Segment #3 Episode 88: Stick To Your Own (July 6 '05) - Keith muses on racial sensitivity and critical emails, Chemda talks Jew camp and ethno-racial cliques. What is the worst race? Keith submits an entry via an apartment-hunting anecdote. Chemda follows up with an apartment story of her own. Jew hats, little Hasids with peyos, Jew stuff a-plenty, L'chaim! (30:00 to 52:00)

Segment #4 Episode 90: Small Town Minds (July 8 '05) - Dairy Princess crowned! The mystery of the Jewish I'm important hat solved! Milk facts! Italians want to be offended and feel left out! Fockin'-A! (10:00 to 23:00)