The train track point was so funny to me. That's definitely when you speed up!
And I agree with Brolo that you can "spread McDonald's out nice." Wash a plate, and give a fuck. The women just want to know you tried a little. They'll make up that you really did a lot for you!
Loved the no holds barred advice to Kimmie the Bridesmaid. You ask advice from Mr. Love, and you're gonna have to take it as it comes.
Aces.
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