I feared this show would be..'too vaginal' in the beginning, but then the ladies discussed the pervert wrapped up in the carpet.
"How encrusted in cum is that carpet?" Bwahahahaaha Ha!
Also, I cook all my food with garlic and my immune system is amazing. So, logically, I understand that a clove of garlic placed into the vag would ward off STD's.
My question is where do you place it for men? Between the shaft and balls? On the taint and held by legs? I've tried both and it's difficult to walk.
HIGH: Finally finding a woman who is sane and attractive on Match.com
LOW: Texting with her and realizing she is boring and dim-witted.
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