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Old 11-28-2013, 12:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Well... those two might not end up being your wives. But if you seduce them you seduce them you can have them.

Just keep in mind that even if you don't get those two your reward is endless sex with multiple super model quality wives for all eternity. Oh, and did I mention that you get to be a god? We offer a better benefits package than any other religion.

No limitations on what happens in the bedroom. Whatever happens between a man and his wives is none of God's business.

Just remember that you will have to give up smoking, drinking, and coffee.

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Fucking hell!!! Fuck this atheist shit - religion RULES!!!!

I assume these two nubile missionaries are to be my wives?

And I assume that just because they're missionaries, we're not limited to only that position?

I always knew the entire state of Utah couldn't be wrong.
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