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Originally Posted by Barker
Well... those two might not end up being your wives. But if you seduce them you seduce them you can have them.
Just keep in mind that even if you don't get those two your reward is endless sex with multiple super model quality wives for all eternity. Oh, and did I mention that you get to be a god? We offer a better benefits package than any other religion.
No limitations on what happens in the bedroom. Whatever happens between a man and his wives is none of God's business.
Just remember that you will have to give up smoking, drinking, and coffee.
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You had me right up until that last sentence.......
But I lol'd @ ur sales pitch. 11/10 - nice job