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Old 11-28-2013, 12:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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You sure? You'll never have to worry about whiskey dick. Without smoking you can keep up that endless sex a lot longer. And as for the coffee... well... you get all of the RedBull that you can drink.


I'm glad you enjoyed my sales pitch. You probably couldn't even tell that I was a failure as a Mormon missionary.

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Originally Posted by Scumhook View Post
You had me right up until that last sentence.......

But I lol'd @ ur sales pitch. 11/10 - nice job
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