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Old 11-28-2013, 12:17 AM   #14 (permalink)
Scumhook
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Originally Posted by Barker View Post
You sure? You'll never have to worry about whiskey dick. Without smoking you can keep up that endless sex a lot longer. And as for the coffee... well... you get all of the RedBull that you can drink.


I'm glad you enjoyed my sales pitch. You probably couldn't even tell that I was a failure as a Mormon missionary.
Mate, with that sales pitch, I would have bet on you being missionary of the year.

And naah, I love my booze & coffee (and I hate RedBull unless I'm out on the piss, which kind of defeats the religion) too much to quit it for some tail.
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