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Originally Posted by Keith
You know how kids love to read porn...
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Hey man, fuck you! When I was weird little Christian kid with no porn, I read those cheesy romance novels old fat women read!
The imagination is a wonderful thing to beat it to. Ah, the good ol days. They weren't too good though. I always felt God watching. As soon as I orgasm'd I'd feel this horrible thick shame fall over me.
Shame Penis. It's literally The Worst! I bet you Bill's got shame penis. No heaven for Bill. Sad. Oh well.