Now with Larry King et al., its more like "Dad's dead, mom's now 35, kid's now 11"
I think that is completely different, a little gross, but different. If anything Larry King's experience of sexing, marrying, and then divorcing chicks throughout his old ass life could only benefit his children if he lives long enough for him to tell em about it.
"As your father, I want you to know I'm almost 90 years old and still fertile. Everything guys tell you is bullshit because that's how I got all my wives and still keep popping out kids when I wear diapers. Birth control is NOT any option for you, my daughter and if you do get pregnant young will just decrease your inheritance anyway."
Scared straight!
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Tattoo #146, put some respect on my name!
#FuckToni, Show 1992: Comedy Outlaws
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Originally Posted by Keith
The thing is, Toni happens to be absolutely batshit.
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