Oh, and 11/10 for calling bullshit on the fucking poofter "craft micro handmade tailored" beers. What a load of shit made for wankers who want to pay $15 for a beer so they can feel better about their pathetic empty lives.
And fucking fuck those arsewipes who show up with a single bottle of beer crafted by Equadorian monks made from the urine of virgin yaks which cost $350 at Trader Joes; and then they put it on the bench and start slamming your domestic beers or vodka like there's no fucking tomorrow.
Fuck all you cunts who drink honey-wheat IPA's.
And yes, you bastards know who you fucking are.
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