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Old 05-29-2014, 07:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
PsychoLoco
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I'm a bit behind on shows, but damn BroLo, you missed 2 golden opportunities on advice for Craig.

First, if you're going to recommend earplugs, why not go the earbud route or some noise-cancelling headphones and listen to some podcasting? Don't drown her singing out, amp up some entertainment.

Second, don't try to embarrass her with false compliments. My thought would be that if she has time to sing, she's got time for loving. Every time Craig hears her singing, he just needs to walk up and kiss her, and tell her that hearing her sing reminds him of how much he loves her and he wants some, uh, private time with her. It won't take her long to connect her singing with sexual advances. She'll either cut out the singing because she's not in the mood, or she'll start belting out lyrics on a more frequent basis and Craig will know its go time.

If, by some chance, she continues to sing and frowns upon the male attention, Craig should remind her that constant arousal without release can lead to prostate congestion, which is the cause of 90% of Prostatitis cases, or an inflamed, painful prostate gland. If she values Craig's health and happiness, she shouldn't be turning him on with her singing so much.
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