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First of all, thank God, Baby Jesus, and Satan's cock for VIP. It really does make the hot July 4th drought of No KATG: bearable.
I always catch shit for simply leaving. "Lemme guess, Jay's just gonna fuckin' disappear again..." Yeah. I'm gonna fucking leave. I'm either too drunk too stoned or too tired of hearing your lame ass story for the hundredth time. I've never understood goodbyes.
Yeah. You are leaving. Do you need a ride? No. Then. Just. Fucking. Leave.
People who announce they are leaving are the same people who annoy people with "Let me get a group pic for Facebook!" Fuck these people. Fuck them right in their: socially well-adjusted, overly confident, sheep-like brain matter.
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