Scat. Your post is incredibly offensive and has no place on an internet comedy forum. It's vulgar. It's crass. WORST OF ALL: politically incorrect. I'm sure Scumhook would agree.
Shame. Shame on you and every Canadian and/or American that looks like you. And every Aussie that looks like you. Possibly any British as well.
IF THERE ARE ANY NEW ZEALANDERS that happen to look like you, well, they are forgiven. After all, there's no need to get excessive