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Old 10-12-2014, 11:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle
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Fuck! You didn't get my stupid joke then. Ok.

So in SOA, the character Tig gets established as being a total pervert. Dude will fuck anything that moves. Also, anything that doesn't move.

I believe it's in the first season. Someone asks Tig what he's doing. Tig says he just came from a morgue. The guy is like, "Oh. Tig. Don't tell me. No..!" Tig is like, "What. A cold pack? You never tried it?!"

A 'Cold Pack' is sex with a cadaver. A corpse that's been refrigerated at the mortuary. Hence: Cold Pack.

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