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Old 10-20-2014, 11:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Poop liners exist. I've been seeing tons of ads for them recently in magazines I deal with at work (and no, none of them are Old Fart Monthly). Butterfly Pads / Body Liners for Bowel Leaks - Women's S/M 28 Count: Health & Personal Care

(This says Women's S/M but I've seen ads with men advocating these too.)

Re: socks
The second I get home shoes and socks (and pants most of the time) go flying off. The boyfriend calls them "shoe traps" because I just take my shoes off wherever I happen to be standing and he trips on them constantly. It's gotten to the point where I call shoes "foot prisons". On the other end of the spectrum, he doesn't remove his heavy ass army boots until right before he goes to bed because, in his words, "you need to always be prepared", you know, in case of zombie outbreak or the house catches fire. John McClane is a constant arguing point in these conversations.
"Uh, that'll be $14 for the tickets for the babies."
"Oh no, no, no, they're just gonna cry. Just gonna come in here and weep."

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