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I've talked about going in for surgery and how they kept asking me what knee they were going to operate on.
"No, you tell ME, then I'LL tell you if you're right."
Some doctors draw circles on the knee. Some an X. Just write THIS IS THE BAD KNEE. Why's there not a standard practice?
Nevermind their handwriting isn't uniform either. Pharmacists guess at what they're scribbling!
When I say my referral said R/L leg: maybe it's B/L leg. Now that I think about it maybe that's Bi/lateral? I have no fuckin idea.
Doctors are the worst, and, if my son becomes one, I'm sending out secret shoppers to report back to me.
I know I just said this but it's true: Doctor shows on TV, where they figure out a cure cause they give a fuck, aren't dramas. They're fantasies.
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