http://tinyurl.com/mn89cjp
Wait. There's men that wants to marry men and women marrying other women? This is INSANE!! This is the end. How could anyone go to the market to pick up a bag of bonbons? It's gonna be CHAOS out there! You know when we get an eclipse, when the moon keeps on missing the sun? Well next time we won't be so lucky. YOU HEAR ME?! THE MOON'S GONNA HIT THE SUN!! HELL IN A HANDSBASKET I SAY!!
GODSAVEUSHAVEMERCYONOURSOULSJKGHDFSAKFDHDKF!